Moo Goo Gai Cat

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In an unusual case of Moo Goo Gai Cat¹ it was discovered that the instantiation of multiple members of the class Alternative Universes would result in a population problem in the Multiverse. This is incompatible with the Organic Universe Theorem.

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1. Arthur Conan Doyle: "The Curious Case of Schroedinger's Cat with Chinese Vegetables." (If it happened otherwise in your universe, consider the alternatives.)